well i'm watching the view right now. These nasty old bitches really get me going. Like fuck off you american hags. They are making fun of canadians AGAIN on national tv, because HEAVEN FORBID one of us called their president a MORON. Well sorry that canadians believe in being honest. He is a fucking moron. And besides they even admitted on one of the first shows they were making fun of us that they dont even know our prime ministers name. The red headed chick then went on to say way should we know about canada, i bet you they dont know very much about us either! But fuck we have to study about those fuckers in school and shit. I would love to send them a video tape of this hour has 22 minutes "talking to americans". That would be SO awesome if it was played on american tv. They also called ol' jean "jean cretan." So yeah i think we should all go to the views website and write some nasty emails with links to this hour has 22 minutes website. It's prolly www.theview.com

Like i would love to write them a letter saying that in this world full of war one this remains constant in every country except the states. WE ALL FUCKING HATE AMERICANS!!!! I thought it might only be canada because we have to live so close to them. But everywhere i went in australia people treated me different cause they thought i was american. As soon i told them i was canadian they were 100 percent nicer and said how much they hate htem and how sorry they are for canadians that we have to live so fucking close to them. OH and then in commerce this morning the stupid fucking jaques groslouis was saying about the debate where canada should adapt the american dollar. WELL LIKE MY ANUS AND CALL ME BUSH! If they do that the only fucking thing i am gonna buy with american dollars is toilet paper. If they wanna change our money i am going to make my own currency. The donkey dollar.

I'm right full of anger today. I am full of anger any day i guess but you just have to push the right buttons to really get me going. I also got new glasses. I dunno if they even do anything yet. I ate a fucking big mac too. I think so far i have lost like 10 pounds but i have no way to check other than the way my pants fit cause i dont have a scale. So with the fact that i'm losing weight in the back of my head i begin to crave a big mac. So i ate one, who fuckin cares. I dont. Do you really wanna mess with me right now? Nah i didn't think so. So shuve it. It's the last one. I promise.

But one think i AM going to keep eating that is fatening is mah ice cream. Cause i am just so damn pleased that i can finally eat it without puking and whatnot.

Man am i a pro at these bloggers or what!??! Also i cant wait to go to halifax next year so i can use the free gym at st mary's. I really have to start going back to yvons though cause i wanna be in shape for rugby season so i can play with the HUSKIES!!!! wohooooo! Yeah i am gonna have so many boy toys next year. Really when i get in the mood i think i can be the total user and abuser. Like i was telling sara yesterday, guys have been doing it for years. We've taken their jobs so we should now take their view on sex. It's time for the woman to use men for sex and tell him not to call. Don't call me, i'll call you. But actually women aren't that big of scum. We're an honest sex. We would actually tell you "i just wanted a piece of ass, dont call me cause i'm gonna pretend i'm not home. And in fact i'm never gonna call you."

Thats my perogative. Now dont get me wrong i'm not gonna go around having all this sex. But i am going to go around making out with who ever i damn well please. And if the world wasn't full or dirty people and dirty diseases i WOULD go around and have sex with anyone i damn well please if i felt like it. But the sex thing just isn't me. But the USING and tossing definatly is.

Oh by the way, the australians i stayed with are two faced and i don't like them any more. If you dont already know the story don't ask. It's just stupid and their psyco. But i was just mentioning it because i don't wanna let you down. Yes i still am obsessed australia and yes i am going back as soon as i graduate university. I just wont be talking to the people that i already met there. In fact i'm not going to live on the sunshine coast. I am prolly gonna end up in brisbane. Aww is so cool there with lots to do . I guess it's a lot like vancouver or toronto or something. But i find the girls try to be too fashionable and end up looking retarted by miramichi standards.

Yeah so i'm the best blogger in the world. It's kinda fun though. I'm too lazy to write a diary so i guess i just put it all in here. So check out my poll. I guess some people voted but i haven't yet. I wonder who all did cause sara said there were like 3 votes. Oooooo i'm popular.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 12:36 PM
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