well i'm at work again. My gums are starting to heal but the stitches have been hurting the past few nights. Also i still haven't stopped thinking about joel 24/7. I wonder if i could partake in an expierement to have the "love" part of my brain removed. I think that would solve all my problems. I would never have a broken heart again.

Interesting.... anyways everyone has been home for awhile now and i still haven't hung out with anyone really. I've been phoning people and they are never home or i am told to call back and when i do they are gone. So is everyone avoiding me or what? And where the hell is josh cause he was supposed to come visit me?!?! Also we have to hurry up and igure out what we are doing new years. I think it would be cool if we all went to the tide and then went back to jenni's or something.

I haven't seen craig.... *whine whine whine*
Someone make me happy. I think i will be happier once the prebbles move out and i can move back into my apartment. I will have my computer right there and monolpoly tycoon and my satelite and my new DVD PLAYER YAYAYAYAYAY. OOOOOO i have something to look forward too. I have a LAS silverchair fan thing coming in the mail anyday now but i have to be ready for it cause when it comes it is going to have a special form in it where i can get framed luv your life cells that are autographed. Thats right folks AUTOGRAPHED!!! Oh man i have been having some freaky dreams latley. Last night i was in newcastle australia and i was ain a fruit store (cause daniel john's parents own one) and i was like "where could i speak to greg?" (daniels dad) and the cashier is like he's over there in the office. So i go and ind him and im like "hi i'm krista chase. I'm from canada. I was wondering where i could find your wife? I was wanting to speak with her about something" and then he would tell me cause he wouldn't know i was a fan, see? So then i find her and i tell her what a good job she has been diong managing the silverchair fan club and tell her how my life dream was to come to australia and silverchair motivated me to do it and i did it. And then the only other lie goal i had was to meet silverchair. So then i convince her to give me back stage passes to the canadian concert and i meet them and get my picture taken. but there is another version of the dream that the same but instead i go back to daniels house and she calls all the guys over and we hang out at the john's. I'm not sure which dream i want to come true more, cause i wanna see them in concert too.

K well i'm a huge dork but i love silverchair. I am going to get a lisence plate that says SLVRCHR
oooooo nice eh? or LLAMA
which ever one isn't taken.

I got new sneakers for christmas. They have pink holograms on the side that turn blue and purple when i walk. They are soooo cool. Nellyicious. They are the vans from beta if any of you have seen them. Well i guess i should go read everyone else's blogger and see whats up cause no one ever calls me or anything.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 10:49 AM
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OK well guess what kids? Guess where I am? Well lets see...Krista is only EVER in 4 places. Am I at school? NOOOO cause i finished writing my last exam until after xmas....oh fuck i just remembered i have to find time to write a god damn paper for english before jan 6. Am I at my apartment? HA Am i at the camp? (like i would be given that chance to sit on my ass at the camp for more than 2 hours) thats right i'm at WORK. Where else would i be? I am always at work. In fact i see my friends more at work that outside of it! Crystal came to pay her phone bill the other night or else i prolly wouldn't have seen her until next week. Yeah so i wanna go out wednesday night even though i will be fasting. Imagine that. Me, fasting. HA and HA again. I have to get me teeth hauled in bathurst the next morning at 8:30 boys and i'm gonna be sedated. Talk about some kind of a hangover thats gonna be.

Well i am updating this cause i just know sara is gonna go into withdrawl if i dont. Dad broke our computer the other night when there was a power surge so i guess mom cant come and sign my guest book and growl me about how many times i say fuck. Fuck eh? yeah fuckin eh.

Ya know my eyes are havin a hard time of it. I just got glasses and then like at work i have almost poked my eyes out a half dozen times. 3 of them at least were with the handle of a mop.

I have to bring all the subs i won on the radio to work tonight for our little exchanging gifts thingie. I got karren a gift certificate. It shows the love. ha.... ha..ha Anyways i am gonna have 7 foot longs and i think i am gonna keep 2 just for me cause i fuckin won em. I'm not given them all away. Nope. Noppers.

Teapot slept in my room last night. I think she left a flea trap for dad cause i slept with her and didn't see any fleas but i guess one bit him on the foot. He was prolly lying. I think he just wants to say she has fleas so it will freak me out. Cause he is the one with the alergies to him and i am always growling him that i cant have tpot in the house.

Well i am glad that i am done exams. And i think we should all go to the movies tonight. I only work at 10 oclock tomorrow morning so that would be fun! Who's comin with me? Leave me an icq message and i will get it at work or else leave me a txt message on 624-8336. If yo

Krista Experienced Paradise at 2:14 PM
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well my pipes are frozen yet again.... solid this time. So i guess it's back to living with the parents for a lil while. Just until dad can fix it. He thinks he can. But it will prolly be after xmas. Oh well i prolly would have been up there most of the holidays anyways. I finished calc YAY and i think i did pretty good onthe exam. If you cant remember the number at the camp just call my house number and leave a msg on the machine. I will prolly be checking them. Oh and my cell doesn't work in sunny corner so you are only gonna get me if i am in town for school or work. Luvvies to all. (ps my tarot says that by sunday this bad shit will be over and things will be getting better) THANK GOD ALMIGHTY!

Krista Experienced Paradise at 7:10 PM
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sometimes i scare myself recently because of my unstability. Kyla... i think we are destroying ourselves. How depressing is that? Fuck....anyways things can only get better. The only thing going for me right now is that i still have the ability to hope that it will.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 9:18 AM
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yeah so get this i get another message from joel today after asking him to stop messaging me and asking mom about me and to tell his mom to do the same. After all he is the one that said he didn't like me more than a friend and that we should talk anymore. His mom also stopped talking to me by the way.... So anyways he write me this note saying i'm a self centered stupid bitch and that he was going to wait the 3 yers until i was done my degree so he could be with me but now that he's seen my true colors he sees i'm not worth it and isn't going to wait now. And he also said that he told his mom my wishes and she burst into tears. Well sorry but what about how they made me feel? It's easy to say that he was going to love me now because there is no chance of us being together. And why do they think they can treat me like that without a negative reaction anyways? fuck i dunno which is worse guys in general or australian guys.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 9:17 AM
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ok what the fuck is up with my life. I feel like i'm in a stupid fucking tv show that hopefully will be cancelled soon. My two dogs died, my love life stinks and last night it was so fucking cold my pipes froze to my apartment and now i dont have cold water. Only hot. And dad doesn't see a problem with this. Oh yeah...i love scalding showers...... GREAT
PLus it's christmas and my job just happens to suck hairy ass during this season cause everyone is pissed at something. I have exams coming up and i dont have time to study. AND I HAVE NO WATER. I had to brush my teeth in hot water today... do you know how disgusting that is? GROSS. Anyways i'm having a fucking horrible time and i can't wait until this year. Oh and did i forget to say about my nana's cancer and how she is missing half her face and needs a prothesis AND acan't eat ANYTHING so has lost like 100 pounds (no kidding) and is slowly starving to death? Merry fucking christmas and i better have a fucking good new year.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 6:10 PM
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well i'm watching the view right now. These nasty old bitches really get me going. Like fuck off you american hags. They are making fun of canadians AGAIN on national tv, because HEAVEN FORBID one of us called their president a MORON. Well sorry that canadians believe in being honest. He is a fucking moron. And besides they even admitted on one of the first shows they were making fun of us that they dont even know our prime ministers name. The red headed chick then went on to say way should we know about canada, i bet you they dont know very much about us either! But fuck we have to study about those fuckers in school and shit. I would love to send them a video tape of this hour has 22 minutes "talking to americans". That would be SO awesome if it was played on american tv. They also called ol' jean "jean cretan." So yeah i think we should all go to the views website and write some nasty emails with links to this hour has 22 minutes website. It's prolly www.theview.com

Like i would love to write them a letter saying that in this world full of war one this remains constant in every country except the states. WE ALL FUCKING HATE AMERICANS!!!! I thought it might only be canada because we have to live so close to them. But everywhere i went in australia people treated me different cause they thought i was american. As soon i told them i was canadian they were 100 percent nicer and said how much they hate htem and how sorry they are for canadians that we have to live so fucking close to them. OH and then in commerce this morning the stupid fucking jaques groslouis was saying about the debate where canada should adapt the american dollar. WELL LIKE MY ANUS AND CALL ME BUSH! If they do that the only fucking thing i am gonna buy with american dollars is toilet paper. If they wanna change our money i am going to make my own currency. The donkey dollar.

I'm right full of anger today. I am full of anger any day i guess but you just have to push the right buttons to really get me going. I also got new glasses. I dunno if they even do anything yet. I ate a fucking big mac too. I think so far i have lost like 10 pounds but i have no way to check other than the way my pants fit cause i dont have a scale. So with the fact that i'm losing weight in the back of my head i begin to crave a big mac. So i ate one, who fuckin cares. I dont. Do you really wanna mess with me right now? Nah i didn't think so. So shuve it. It's the last one. I promise.

But one think i AM going to keep eating that is fatening is mah ice cream. Cause i am just so damn pleased that i can finally eat it without puking and whatnot.

Man am i a pro at these bloggers or what!??! Also i cant wait to go to halifax next year so i can use the free gym at st mary's. I really have to start going back to yvons though cause i wanna be in shape for rugby season so i can play with the HUSKIES!!!! wohooooo! Yeah i am gonna have so many boy toys next year. Really when i get in the mood i think i can be the total user and abuser. Like i was telling sara yesterday, guys have been doing it for years. We've taken their jobs so we should now take their view on sex. It's time for the woman to use men for sex and tell him not to call. Don't call me, i'll call you. But actually women aren't that big of scum. We're an honest sex. We would actually tell you "i just wanted a piece of ass, dont call me cause i'm gonna pretend i'm not home. And in fact i'm never gonna call you."

Thats my perogative. Now dont get me wrong i'm not gonna go around having all this sex. But i am going to go around making out with who ever i damn well please. And if the world wasn't full or dirty people and dirty diseases i WOULD go around and have sex with anyone i damn well please if i felt like it. But the sex thing just isn't me. But the USING and tossing definatly is.

Oh by the way, the australians i stayed with are two faced and i don't like them any more. If you dont already know the story don't ask. It's just stupid and their psyco. But i was just mentioning it because i don't wanna let you down. Yes i still am obsessed australia and yes i am going back as soon as i graduate university. I just wont be talking to the people that i already met there. In fact i'm not going to live on the sunshine coast. I am prolly gonna end up in brisbane. Aww is so cool there with lots to do . I guess it's a lot like vancouver or toronto or something. But i find the girls try to be too fashionable and end up looking retarted by miramichi standards.

Yeah so i'm the best blogger in the world. It's kinda fun though. I'm too lazy to write a diary so i guess i just put it all in here. So check out my poll. I guess some people voted but i haven't yet. I wonder who all did cause sara said there were like 3 votes. Oooooo i'm popular.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 12:36 PM
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Oh donkey balls, oh donkey balls, we honour you oh donkey balls.

I think i should make a donkey christmas carroll. It seems only fitting. Merry Christmas everyone. This christmas i think we should each do a selfless good deed. Now here is some ideas: Buy some cellular accessories from Krista (she will get commision for it)
Buy a cell phone from krista (krista gets more xmas money)
Or if you totally run out of idea you can always stick with the good old buy a bell expressVu satelight dish from krista bit....Thats always nice.

So anyways what happened today. Well i decided to start a new catch phrase. When something is "shitty" you can say "well isn't that just the crack in the plumbers ass". Intelligent. I also came up with a really good quote today at work but i cant remember it. I was talking to Karren about massage therapy places and I was sayin how there are slutty ones that charge for manual releases (hang jobs). She said that there are also places that will "massage your boobies". Maybe it's just my boobies, but i wouldn't pay to get them massaged. ........actually if i wanted them massaged at all i'm pretty sure i could get it done for free if i just asked some guy. "Hey guy, wanna massage my boobs?" Hey, maybe i could start charging them? Hey ...maybe.

Exciting news hot off the press. I'm eating oreo ice cream as we speak with no lactaid pills. I have been slowly poisoning myself with lactose enzyme the past few months and have brought my immunity WAY up! YAY for me. Like i can eat cheese without barfing. Miraculous. Secondly i admit that i can't spell. I blame it on french immersion cause i was really good at spelling in grade 6. I could even spell Miramichi when no one else could. I remember when we imalgimated. Cause i was pissed that instead of spelling newcastle in the spelling b we were going to have to spell Miramichi. The bastards.

Anyways i guess this is good enough for now. I have calc with sara and i dunno how to do it so i'm dumb. And i am going to eat all this icecream.


Krista Experienced Paradise at 3:42 PM
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