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Thursday, July 29, 2004

and all that was left was a card that said, "Kelly, thanks for the optimum points man" 

So holy CRIPES hahaha *just got back from kelly's blog* I spent way too much time out last night. I was supposed to be back at the camp by 7:30 but I totally lost track of time. I even forgot really (in the front of my brain anways) that I HAD to really try to get home cause Aunt Linda and Uncle Gary and that crowed was there. Well, I don't feel horrible about it, since they have been standing me up my whole life. I really, honestly didn't think they would for a million years ever show up for dinner last night. When I came in Dad was wondering where I had been. He thought I had stayed away on purpose to intentionally miss the visit. Maybe on a subconcious level I did. I dont know. Apparently they all want me to visit them when I am in Ottawa. They say if I can't get to see them they will come to see me. Yeah. Let's just see what happens with that.

Wings were good. I think I was full after I ate them, but of course I didn't think I was, so we ordered a kitchen sink. WELLL I was so full my already pot belly was sticking out to be like ...like....a KEG belly. And Kelly, well she doesn't have a belly but she mentioned quite a few times how full that belly was.

Kelly had some drinks, which taste like sex. But awesome good tasting chocolaty, banana sex. Kyla ordered one too. Then we had cokes. Then we were still eating (and they bought my dinner AND gave me going away gifts *THANKS*) and Kelly was saying something about the time...or maybe Kyla did. I am not sure. I was trying to monopolize all conversation with jabber cause I am leave and I feel I have to jam the missing 3 weeks of Krista talk all into now. I remember doing this with australia too. I am very annoying before I leave for a trip. ANYWAYS

Kyla was supposed to meet some guy about a lap top around back of the civic centre. Back by the dumpster. He had the stuff and she had the money. He was going to sell her a dime bag of 16 mb of ram, in a laptop. But this was all to take place at 7. So we are stuffing our faces with wings and such *stuff* *munch* *lick* *dip* *slurp* and kyla is like what time is it? kelly:"five to seven i think" kyla: *queer face, like kelly just told her boys could now have babies* "no it isnt" Krista: *thinking* if she knows it isnt 7 why is she upset.... i think maybe i should look at my watch kelly:"yeah really i think it's five to 7, why?" Kyla:"are you serious!?!?!" Krista: *looks at watch, counts numbers, hand in between dot and 12.....* Yup, it IS five to 7" kyla:"fuck." ......"shutup!?" Krista and kelly: "yeah it's really 7" Kyla: "holy fuck i gotta go" and then there was a bunch of holy fucks and shits and a lot of movement and kyla was off to make a deal. A late deal.

With kyla gone, kelly and i reassessed our food. There was lots. More of it then there was us. I am not sure when we stopped eating. All i know is, that I was thinking I wouldnt fit into anything in that whole damn mall after that. I didn't really fit into too much, but i got two awesome sweaters I will be able to wear in China, cause they are so thin.
I got some earings too and a bunch of stuff at the shoppers. I got my passport photo, which looks like some convict right out of compton (skunk ridge) is going on a nice lil international trip....to sell drugs....which they were on in the picture so they could walk around the air port high and authorties would ask for the photo and be like "oh ...thats normal for her". Yeah ...sell drugs and kill people...maybe rape rabbits. That's what that passport photo looks like. But it is only going to be used for my visa to enter China, and my passport one is a million times better. That makes me feel ok about looking like a rabbit rapist.

So I bought a bunch of stuff I needed in shoppers and Kelly helped me around, holding stuff, pointing stuff out, fighting with me over buying things I didn't need. (i won a bottle of nail polish and boy does it look nice today VICTORY) Then at the cash I didn't have my optimum card and i said "do you want to use your's kell?" she like ok. She asked them if they could see how many points she has, they did and she cashed em in for a WHOPPING $25 bucks off my stuff. So, she spent way too much money on me yesterday. I will have to find kyla and kelly something cool to bring home, for sure.
Speaking of which, Ross kept me up till 1 discussing lots of things, but mainly, what kind of an awesomley wickid gadget he wants.

We talk about what might exist and then we discuss what we think something that awesome might cost. I don't think it will be very accurate.

Grammy gave me money. She's great.

Dad is all sentimental about me going. He was talking to me a lot last night, and even this morning. He is counting the days until I go.

I found a 1/4 inch dowl rod of wood i had around. Well....mom put it on my bed to get it out of her house, along with a bigger dowl. Anyways...i broke the lil one into smaller pieces for pumpkin and HAHAHAHAHAH. There is one about the size of a 12 inch ruler (so maybe 10 or 11 inches haha) that she picks up and literally jabs it around and wiggles it back and forth all while she is kind of little rabbit jumping and streatching way up and side to side sometimes with her lil front paws up like hands. It looks like she is fencing. I say "sword fight! sword FIGHT!" and she goes right to town with her sticks. AHAH and she likes to have a clean potty, so i was balancing all these sticks on the corner of her potty. She would glare and me and pick them up one by one and throw them to the outside. The great big stick, I put it on top of her kennel and she got up there and was head butting it off. She hates it when you mess anything of hers, or move it around. She would get mad at me and turn around and dig in her towel. *DIG DIG DIG* *glares at me *digdigdigdig* *bite bite bite* *glare*bitebitebitebitebite* haha
then she ripped a rabbit food bag all to shit...she has that laid out in her cardboard box. She already shredded the middle by digging so now she is shredding the sides by biteing and ripping. I gave her a stuffed wizard toy to play with. She doesn't like him. She picked him up by the bear once and moved him out of her way, but that was it.

There is a little model rabbit that is furry that she hates. It is holding one ear up. That must mean "fuck you" in rabbit cause pumpkin will kick, bite and grunt at it, it you leave it on the floor long enough.

I never saw teapot all day yesterday. So when I saw her this morning she wanted to cuddle but I had to leave. She was glad to see me.

I only have one day of work left.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 9:16 AM
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

little shoes and web cams 

This is a long weekend this weekend. I won't really be able to enjoy it like I would normally like to. At home.

Teapot is acting really strange latley, I am not sure if it is because I cut her hair short of she knows I am leaving and is worried. She is not used to being cuddled in the past few years as we have had 3 dogs most of the time and they have always lived outside. Also Ross and I have been away at school or living and town, therefor she got less attention. Well latley she has been knocking on the door a lot wanting in. When she gets in she is all figgity, laying on the floor, getting up with me on the couch, getting down and sniffing, getting back up, laying on the floor and rolling over, wanting back outside, coming back and repeating. You let her out and she is so glad to be out of the house. 5 minutes later she is back wanting in! I don't get it. But last night on my way home from mom and dad's i sat on the steps like i used to and she cuddled right close and rested her head squished against my knee. I love her sooo much.

Mom is worried about my leaving. When anyone talks about it she has this look on her face like she is going into battle and is trying to make it look like she isn't scared. She's funny.

Nana, Mom and I went to Bathurst for shopping and dinner yesterday. It was good time. I stuffed my self rediculous full at St. Huberts. Then we got an overly expensive icecream. I pointed out to mom there was orange creamsible flavoured icecream cause I thought she liked it. She took that as me saying I wanted it. She ordered it, then i followed up with my order and she didn't know wtf was going on. Mom got stuck with orange creamsicle and didn't want it. hehe. I wasnt about to give up my knock off oreo icecream.

Tonight I am going with the girls to the mall for wings. At the same time I have to get my passport photo taken at Kodak. After wings I am going to do some shopping for some summer business casual things to wear on the mission and THEN I am going to have to go to shoppers and pick up some things for my trip. Kelly had wanted me to go to the movies, but I just dont have time. Aunt Linda and Uncle Gary and their nest might be coming to the camp for supper and I will feel a tad but guilty if I dont see them. Since they make no effort to EVER come see me when they are town, I won't feel horrible.... They asked if I was going to stop in for a visit when I am in Ottawa. I doubt it. "I just don't have time, you know how it is" The same shitty excuse Linda gives me. I will have lots of time for walking around Ottawa and going to clubs though. You know how it is...

Well this is enough of this for now, talk to you later[start kylaness] lovvies[/end kylaness]



Krista Experienced Paradise at 9:20 AM
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Friday, July 23, 2004

I may as well Update 

Since there isn't anything to do at work right now...ha...like there ever is.

Tonight I will be welding a cage for pumpkin and prolly not doing much else, seeing how that will take me until night fall and then I will have to square some things away for China. AKA clean my room and do laundry.

Saturday Jenni and Amy have said they may venture up for a visit. If they do I might go for a swim, have a drink or maybe venture out for a canoe. Also on Saturday I will be cleaning, packing, doing up recruitment and finishing pumpkins cage if it is still not done. Saturday I hope to be able to get down to cares and BBQ myself some chicken breasts with my fav VVQ sauce from Sobey's. If that doesn't happen.....well..... I guess I will still be at home doing things that are boring and hateful.

Sunday. Well what to do with sunday. I would like to think I will take Sunday off and go tubing with Jenni and Amy, since they made a special trip for it and all. I have some shibby i could contribute to that event. Jenni knows what that means.

Next week is my last week of work. Then I will go out Friday night and then pack up and finish things all day saturday and go to bed early saturday night. The next morning I fly out quite early from moncton.

Once in Ottawa I will be updating everyday (I hope) and I hope to keep it to that in China and Hong Kong as well. I will be posting in the same spot as I am now. No fancy (where I am now) blog for me. Not enough effort to put into that. I want to post everyday so I have a record of events and thoughts about the trip.

Well...later

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

China 

I leave at 10am August 1st.

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Friday, July 16, 2004

ahaha maybe a few more 

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex
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more 

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You Will Marry:A nudist
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Krista Experienced Paradise at 3:48 PM
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its quiz time at work 

What is a good quote for you?
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What will your last words be?
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Krista Experienced Paradise at 3:39 PM
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Thursday, July 15, 2004

i'm sick 

i have the worst sore throat ever. I am so stupid, I already know not to sleep with the air con on.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

. 

he emailed me today, and spoke with me for a bit on msn. I dont know why yet. He wants to be friends again.

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Monday, July 12, 2004

YAY 

I got another cheque in the mail for China. Only $500 left to go!
I also got a letter from SMu which was a nothingness letter that universities like to send out. You know the ones. Chalk full of stuff you already know.
Oh and i got a nifty key for the post box.....which i forgot to open. DAMNIT
Will be back later, I have to go back to the box.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 5:41 PM
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Friday, July 09, 2004
doggy

Krista Experienced Paradise at 4:13 PM
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Kyla's Tat 

It looks awesome. I watched the whole time and it is really neat how dick can see where the needle is going even though there is ink all in the way. Matty has been friggin around with 16 year old gloria asouf (spl) and it is pissingme off. I want to mattynap him. Just show up at his house and throw him in the nissan. Also he hangs out with this chick lianne that is a super bitch and a jealous woman. She thinks she is married to every guy she hangs out with out something. Matty was asking her to go to the BH and she was giving him the wife "i'm not talking to you or looking at you and all i can do is glare straight ahead and shrug my shoulders at you" thing.

I don't like this.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 1:25 PM
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Thursday, July 08, 2004

Shocking news that I felt in my bones and knew in my heart, the day it happened, 2 months before I was told 

I got an email from Kerry today, it was really long and really great. I love that woman. I want to go back and see her soon. I can't wait.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 8:50 AM
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Wednesday, July 07, 2004

sent an email to kerry today 


and it was really long. She has been on vacation.

This is really just another test.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 9:48 AM
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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Alright so I got this program 

called w.blogger::v3.03::

it updates any kind og blog going. So now I can just copy and past and then just click a button and both will be published without having to log on to the individual websites. Excellent. Leave a comment or something if you want to be added to my friends list.

OH yes i just found out that the president of a aiesec in quebec is planning a road trip for her and her trainees. I offered them a place to stay here on their way to Halifax. So far, 2 aussie (male) have confirmed and one romanian. A third aussie is deciding. EXXXXXCELLENT. wahaha

Also Janet wants to come down for the Irish festival on the 16th and 17th. Kewlness
I will be going to china from aug 1 to 24.

So this summer should be good, whats left to er.

I am going to be having a party while the aiesec'ers (@'s) are here so stay tuned.

Krista Experienced Paradise at 8:30 PM
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testing 

testing testing new update tool

Krista Experienced Paradise at 7:59 PM
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Lets try out a title on er 

testing

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Thursday, July 01, 2004

dun duh duh dun 


chasekrista Highway
Study Hall3
Hobotown14
Bog of Eternal Marriage41
Wealthville129
Fame City514
Please Drive Carefully
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Where are you on the highway of life?

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